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Joke of the Day
"Sending a second cup of coffee down to check on the first one to see why it's not doing its job"
Next Joke
"I love going to the dentist. He fills all my cavities. Then checks my teeth."
"Which is heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Depends on which weigh you think about it"
"Abortion is an out of body experience for fetuses"
"What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? ""Go Ahead Make My Day"""
"What did the Mexican Firefighter name his two children? Jose and Hose B"
"Know how to get people to stop showing pictures of their kids? reply with ""Mmmm fuck yeah"""
"When I was a kid, I thought Reader's Digest recommended the best books to eat"
"What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ? Whatever you want, he can't hear you.."
"Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games? So that they can pack the defence!"