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Joke of the Day

"How many chans does it take to change a lightbulb? Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D"

"""Scored 4, 10 year ago"" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address. - Happy Presidents Day."

"Did you hear about the boss that slept with his secretary and then fired her? He really gave her the shaft."

"If I ever find out that my wife is going to be an octo-mom... I'm octa-gone."

"What do women and werewolves have in common? (Offensive) They both go berserk once every month."

"What do you call a mexican without a car? CAR-LOSE"

"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""

"I switched my cellphone to 'airplane mode' and threw it up into the air.. must tell you: WORST. TRANSFORMER. EVER."

"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."

"Saw a phone booth. Hopped in. Came out. Didn't become Superman. Now it just looks like I was hiding while that lady was getting mugged."