2008
Joke of the Day
"My children annoy me so I'm leaving everything in my will to a nap I took in 2007."
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"Why are fish so thin? Because they eat fish!"
"I keep hearing this phrase a lot around here: Echo Chamber"
"What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it? OCDC"
"[son hands me a picture he painted] Me: what's this Son: it's our house Me: have you ever actually looked at our house"
"what do you call a cheap circumsion A rip off"
"To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President."
"For such a picky eater, I'm certainly not a picky weight gainer."
"Diarrhea is too hard to spell so I call it crapplesauce"
"What does a cyborg order at a diner? A Cyborger"