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Joke of the Day
"What does a beggar and a PHP programmer have in common? They both work on crowded platforms."
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"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"
"5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much. Me: Aw. 5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool."
"Q: What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan? A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan"
"Hot waitress just gave me her digits! I have them in a cooler in my trunk."
"Police in Yorkshire have discovered a new method of taking Ecstasy, where users dab it into their mouths... E by gum"
"I just cut my hand on a box of band aids if you were wondering how I'm doing at life"
"How do you call a lesbian dinosaur Lickalotopus"
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says How do you drive this thing"
"It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians."