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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says How do you drive this thing"
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"""I love my Job!"" -Job's wife"
"If a Hammerhead Shark met a Nail Tail Whale.. Would they..Hit it off?"
"How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a lightbulb? Oh.....it's fine. Forget about it. Seriously don't worry about it. I'm fine sitting here in the dark."
"FITBIT: You've done 11k steps today. ME: Ok, I'll rest some. FITBIT: stop now and I'll murder you ME: What? FITBIT: I SAID GOOD FOR YOU!"
"What is the opposite of a meme? youyou."
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"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"
"Damn girl! Your name must be Ebola... All I can think about is you spreading."
"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."