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Joke of the Day

"Saw a grown man riding down the street on a BMX. I yelled what does BMX stand for? He replied ""DUI""."

"In my local park there are three holes in the ground... Well, well, well."

"Did you hear about the new emo pizza? You just make fun of it, and it cuts itself!"

"Eric Clapton Did you know Eric Clapton's son was a speed reader? Six stories in 2 seconds."

"getting my hopes up only to become even more disappointed dot edu"

"Prisons and psych wards in movies always make it seem like an indignity, but I think it'd be nice to receive food through a slot in my door."

"""So, do you play any instruments?"" Me: *slaps knees for 30 minutes straight without breaking eye contact*"

"How do you fit an elephant into a safeway bag? You take the 's' out of safe and the 'f' out of way."

"Just another day grabbing random children by the shoulders and screaming ""I'M YOU FROM THE ""FUTURE!"" in their faces.."

"What's a baseball players favorite type cake? A bundt cake."