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Joke of the Day

"Why do NBA players like poultry? Because they love to slam duck!"

"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."

"How do you know you're on the phone with a meth head? When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up"

"What is Jamaican Pikachu's favorite dance? The Polka Mon"

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."

"What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub? One has hope in her soul..."

"Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !"

"Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?? Yeah, it runs in your jeans..."

"I needed a password eight characters long... ... so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs."