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Joke of the Day

"I don't care if you don't like space puns. I like space puns. Comet me bro."

"Cyclists who don't obey street signs should have to wear their google search history on a t-shirt."

"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."

"I found out a way to go ad - free on youtube with no adblock! Just replace the ""you"" in youtube with ""red"" in your URL and it should get rid of them, i guess they were hiding it from us or something."

"TIL Elon Musk has an evil twin that commits crimes every evening. His name is Felon Dusk."

"What do you call a bad Italian neighborhood? The spaghetto."

"Did you Hear About the Paper Joke? It was tear-ible"

"god created the world in 7 days well it took 9 months to create me so clearly im a big deal"

"Pretty sure I just did some classical ballet move as I got off the computer chair to get to the kitchen and saw a spider on my floor."

"Do you know beer makes you smart? It made Bud wiser."