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Joke of the Day
"Why did the bee get married? He found his honey!"
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"Oh, your kid gets straight A's at school? That's cool. My son knows exactly what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse."
"How do you tell the difference between the front and back of a tree? Go to the toilet, because you would never shit in front of a tree."
"Knock knock Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you."
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An unoriginal joke"
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"Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (???(?.? )? Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( o )( o?(^?^?)"
"Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September people say ""Wow is it Halloween already?"""
"Guys, no one on Twitter cares about what you're doing. They just want to know about how much you hate what you're doing."
"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."