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Joke of the Day
"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"
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"Sometimes I order Domino's but give them Pizza Hut's address. And when they show up and start fighting, just wait with my mouth open."
"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Gym memberships are expensive, just tattoo biceps all over your body and eat all the cake you can find."
"A baby seal walks into a club."
"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"I just brushed a whole tooth without looking at twitter"
"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"
"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"