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Joke of the Day

"A Rabbi, a Canadian, and a New Yorker walk into a bar Just kidding the Rabbi was actually a terrorist and they all died in the explosion!"

"How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ? it has a blue light !"

"Politicians are the only people in the world who create problems and then campaign against them."

"How do you make a bitch love you? You take her to the bone zone"

"They laughed at me when I said I will become a comedian Well...now they are not. Wait..."

"What do vegan zombies say? GRAAAAAAINS!"

"Oh ya, let's sit down and talk about it! *That's how I end and win any argument with hubby."

"What's a chiropractor's busiest day? Throwback Thursday."

"Ceilings were just ambitious walls."

"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."