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Joke of the Day
"How do you become a hobbit? Eat, shrink and be Merry!"
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"Tan lines are like highlighter for your most awesome body parts."
"What did one butt cheek say to the other butt cheek? If we stick together we can stop this crap!"
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"
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"My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!"
"Movie pitch: There's this guy named Craig that makes a list of Jews he can save from Naz... what?"
"I like my coffee like i like my women. Ground up and in the fridge."