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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like i like my women. Ground up and in the fridge."

"A racist joke. Why don't you fight the black kid that is in the second grade? Because his father is in the eighth grade."

"The Push Up ice cream company should just buy out Pringles and make all of our lives easier."

"What Is An Doge? much wow such doge much grammar such hamburger so good"

"CNN is running a spot called ""Why Tsumanis are Dangerous"". They should follow it with a spot on ""Why Journalism Is Dead""."

"Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones."

"How do you make a gay fuck a woman? Shit in her cunt."

"I'm hesitant to go ahead with my new plastic surgeon since he said he could give me ""the parts of an animal"" I was all gung-ho before, but now he's given me paws"

"Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill."

"There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't."