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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like i like my women. Ground up and in the fridge."
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"What's grey and comes in pints? An Elephant."
"CNN admits to dating Fox News."
"What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? I don't know he hasn't opened it yet."
"Outsmarting Teacher PUPIL: ""Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"" TEACHER:"" Of course not."" PUPIL: ""Good, because I haven`t done my homework."""
"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."
"Synchronized diving would be far more interesting without the pool."
"If it looks like a duck & shrieks like a drunken banshee it's probably a white woman getting her picture taken in the club."
"So a Black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder... The bartender says ""Wow, that's something real special you've got there! Where'd you get it?"" ""Africa!"", says the parrot."
"It must be pretty inconvenient when you meet someone from a dating site and you're already married to them."