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Joke of the Day
"I invented a new word It's called plagiarism"
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"Doctor Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir!"
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"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"
"Why did the two suicide bombers blow themselves up on the same room? So they could be splatmates."