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Joke of the Day
"What kind of newspaper do cows read? The Moo York Times"
Next Joke
"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""
"Why does Santa have no children? Because he only comes once a year. Bonus! Why did Santa's wife divorce him? She wasn't the only one receiving his ""package""."
"Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE"
"What did one rifle say to the other? Me llamo es 762"
"There are two kinds of people in the world, those who masturbate... And fucking liars."
"If I was a girl my best friend would have to come untangle me at least twice a week because I tried to take my bra off through my sleeve"
"I may be nodding and smiling, but I'm secretly diagnosing you."
"4 out of 5 people enjoy gang rape"
"Your mother's cooking"