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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone with no arms or legs? Jeffrey. Knock knock, Who's there? NOT JEFFREY"

"Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn't matter. It's all good. But a Pepsi drinker..."

"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"

"The technical term for the very bottom of a banana is the ""bananus""."

"When are they going to pass a law making the selling of horrible guacamole punishable with death?"

"If Alcoholics Had Written The Declaration Of Independence would we have government of the pickled, by the pickled, and for the pickled?"

"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"

"Jesus wrote a play about a tornado. It was an Act of God."

"What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open."

"What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome? If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off."