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Joke of the Day
"If con is opposite of pro .... then is Congress the opposite of progress?"
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"The mean Apple Store manager He's a real apphole."
"Never underestimate a well placed ""that's what she said"". Unless your boss is standing behind you. Thanks for the heads up Michelle."
"I want to die like my Grandpa: peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like everyone else in the car."
"Going to watch a movie in theater Me: This movie is pirated Friend: How? Me: This movie has got 3.14 rating"
"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"
"[phone rings] ""We've removed your son's missing picture from our milk cartons."" ""You found him?"" ""No, people stopped buying milk."""
"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."
"How did the hairdresser escape? John Frieda."
"[me telling a joke] guy wearing a ""Make America Great Again"" hat: I don't understand. ME: There's probably a lot you don't understand."