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Joke of the Day

"When are they going to pass a law making the selling of horrible guacamole punishable with death?"

"Why didn't Johnny go to the 7 A.M. funeral? Because he just isn't a mourning person."

"Face down, Ass up. That's how I like to tie my shoes."

"I used to joke and tell people I had STDs after intercourse But I had to change it! So now I joke and say I don't have any before."

"Why do Ethiopian women give the best blowjobs? You know they'll swallow"

"29 months? Yeah, no, I meant how old is your kid in HOURS."

"A joke this subreddit will love What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth? When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue."

"Why did Paul Walker cross the road? To get to the other side."

"Still haven't mastered the art of gracefully taking off a sweatshirt."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The way they traveled through the chimney."