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Joke of the Day
"The technical term for the very bottom of a banana is the ""bananus""."
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"I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone. I want to make it Hans-free!"
"I wonder what Hillary Clinton will do after she dies.... Most likely she'll lie still"
"I think ""So do you come here often?"" is a valid pick-up line. I don't want a girl who's drinking 7 martinis everyday."
"I think I might be a genius! My nephew has a 12 piece jigsaw puzzle that says 3-5 years on the box and I managed to complete it in just 7 hours!"
"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your supper."
"""What do you mean there's not a secret passageway?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What do you mean there's not a secret passageway?"""
"Why are Italians so good at football? Because it involves changing sides halfway through."
"Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down? Their Injun died on them!"
"How can you tell if you're being persecuted by agnostics? You come home to find a question mark burned into your lawn."