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Joke of the Day

"Black, white, gay, straight, Christian, Jewish... It doesn't matter. It's all good. But a Pepsi drinker..."

"An evil villain is on the loose Ant-Man: Yellowjacket again? [giant kid with magnifying glass emerges] Ant-Man: You gotta be kidding me"

"This Valentines Day, I want to really surprise my wife. So I'm gonna introduce her to my girlfriend."

"So what if Putin fudged election So ve it"

"Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair."

"How do you turn a fox into a cow? Marry it"

"Someone just posted an article on Facebook and said ""file this under sad."" WAS I SUPPOSED TO BE FILING EVERYTHING"

"What type of tea do babies drink? Tit tea "

"TIFU by not having a picture of my pet ready on my cake day. What were you expecting to see here?"

"What do you do when nothing goes right? Go left"