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Joke of the Day

"What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea? A start."

"My friend explained to me how the work of electricity was measured... I just sat there like watt..."

"How do you keep a hard on? Don't fuck with it."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass."

"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?"

"Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 Disciples with him. ""Who unfollowed me?"""

"I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it's raining and cold here?"

"I saved time doing yard work by renaming the weeds ""plants"""

"Can you fly a black hawk? Can the popes di*k fit through a donut."

"Gay people, man. They're confused... ...and not thinking straight"