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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person So I can get a better girlfriend."

"""What did you do?"" ""Genocide. You?"" ""I shared a 10 Funniest Autocorrect FAILS on Facebook."" - Conversations in Hell"

"[arcade] KID: dad, some guy is hogging the claw machine DAD: hey buddy, why don't you give the kid a turn LOBSTER: BACK OFF WE'RE IN LOVE"

"When you're trying to kill a clown... Go for the jugular."

"I had to nickname my dick... (NSFW) SunnyD, because kids love it!"

" What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. "

"What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf."

"A woman is just like a condom. If she's not on your dick, she's in your wallet."

"Did you hear about the awesome new Corey Hart cover of Sunglasses at Night? By Stevie Wonder."

"My dad told me they once had to cancel a football season because John Madden ate all of the footballs."