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Joke of the Day
"I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it's raining and cold here?"
Next Joke
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!"
"Why did the blood-sucking bat hate the taste of blood? Because it was too irony."
"The guy blaring the self help CD at the red light in the rusted car with no bumpers wasn't amused when I said, ""I don't think it's working"""
"what do you call someone who critiques bad jokes? A cheese-grader!!"
"A guy found his dog lying in a puddle of blood behind his house He rang the number for the emergency animal rescue. 'Is it moving?' they asked. 'Yes', he replied. 'It's quite emotional.'"
"*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out*"
"What's the difference between Jeb Bush and my toilet? My toilet is still running."
"Donald Trump's campaign is basically that thing where you say the wrong answer in Pictionary then just keep saying it louder and louder"
"Todays stats: My 3yr old got pissed off with me because I couldn't stop the wind."