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Joke of the Day
"I deleted my facebook account. Could one of you tell them it's raining and cold here?"
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"It's the year 2354, the world is now like that futuristic Bruce Willis movie. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the other one. No,"
"Do you know about the unpredictable weather in Syria? Sometimes it's Sunni, other times it's Shiite."
"What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap? She had a ball"
"*calls hotel front desk* ""Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"" No sir, you will be billed for any- ""Someone robbed my mini bar"""
"Two aerials get married... .. the Reception was amazing."
"How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [deleted]"
"My friend told me he thought I was a hipster. I told him I thought I was a hipster way before he did."
"For the last time... I'm not depressed. This is just how I eat."
"Have you heard about the man born with five cocks? His pants fit him like a glove."