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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a hard on? Don't fuck with it."
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"What did the spider say to the bee ? Your honey or your life !"
"A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, ""do you have that book for men with small penises?"" ""Yeah it's on the third lane"" ""Okay, thanks"""
"Password. ""I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves."""
"Wife and I made a deal. She gets to keep hair on her legs, and I get to keep my opinions to myself. Baby steps."
"Your tits look better when you don't talk."
"A man walked into a chiropodists and put his d**k on the table...The chiropodist said ""That's not a foot ""....and the man said ""I know, but it's not far off!"""
"What is better than a cold Bud? A warm bush."
"""My goodness, you've grown a foot since I last saw you..."" ...said the doctor in Chernobyl."
"do you have any idea how fast you were going? ""no, I'm not wearing my contacts"""