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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a hard on? Don't fuck with it."
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"Vampires, if I want to be jabbed with a body part, teeth are not my 1st choice. Also, I have plenty of holes. No need to make new ones."
"Jay-Z should open a pizza place. But all good pizza places need a nice Italian name, he could name it.. Lou Menotti's."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah Who? ALLAHU ACKBAR!!!! *explosions*"
"What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey. What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye? A winky-wonkey."
"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"
"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"
"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""
"""That's what"" - She"
"What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish"