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Joke of the Day
"Can you fly a black hawk? Can the popes di*k fit through a donut."
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"It's funny when you tell someone that you don't like people, they always think you mean other people."
"People without kids: I'll never yell at my kids People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD JUST WALK!"
"Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Daisies are grey, Because I'm a dog."
"How do you karma whore on r/Jokes?"
"I am going to stay up tomorrow and watch the election results... But all the commercials say ""If your election lasts longer than four hours, please call your doctor."""
"I've got reverse Benjamin Button disease."
"A $7 voucher at the airport is like having 100 skeeball tickets at Chuck E Cheese: it sounds good on paper but won't get you anything decent"
"Did you fall out of heaven? Because you look like it hurts."
"If you need a fake British pub name for an elaborate lie the formula is Animal+Gardening tool= we had a proper laugh at the Frog&Shovel mate"