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Joke of the Day

"Jesus wakes up one day to find only 11 Disciples with him. ""Who unfollowed me?"""

"There is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a remote control that could walk itself over to me from the other side of the room."

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"What did they call the suave printer salesman? Prints Charming"

"Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street? She had a very odd habit."

"My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!"

"If you commit 90 sins, u will get caught 45 times. Why? Because Sin 90 = Cot 45!"

"Ever read Hitler's 2nd book? It was called Mein Bad."

"There once was a chef who made gravy that was so good people couldn't stand up after tasting it... ...they fell for his roux."

"i said no to the dress & now my familys being held against their will in an undisclosed location theyve already sent me two of my son's toes"