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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?"

"What did the 2 say to the 3? Do you even, bro?"

"What do you call somebody who is anti-vaccines? An idiot, just a god damn idiot."

"Hey Dora the Explorer, stop talking to me like I'm a FUCKING RETARD!"

"What kind of music did Jesus hate? Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails."

"Ever see the same type of towel you own at a friend's house and be like motherfucker stole my towel but really you're just drunk at an Arbys"

"Did you hear about the cannibal who cloned himself to see what he would taste like? It made him shit himself."

"Why was the surfer such a bad cook? All he could handle was the microwave"

"So a wizard was walking down the street... Then he turned into a driveway."

"Grow it out for the summer Nice one liner I thought of today- What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?"