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Joke of the Day
"How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit? By doing Squats."
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"[flirting at Taco Bell] Trouble opening that sauce packet? Let me help. [seconds later] Let me help you get that sauce out of your hair."
"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."
"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something after it's triggered."
"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."
"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."
"What does grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.."
"Why are hunters good love-makers? They always go deep in the bush, they can shoot more than once, and eat what they shoot."
"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""
"My ex-wife still misses me... But her aim is getting better"