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Joke of the Day

"What is black and smells like blue paint? Black paint."

"My life is an open book. But it's very poorly written and I die in the end."

"What does John Cena wash his hair with? Champ who?"

"Can you get high off of viagra? Yes, but only if you lay on your stomach."

"Remember, in a few days this'll be last year."

"Jesus at the Last Supper. Jesus: *breaks bread* - This is my body! *holds a glass of wine* - This is my blood. *starts to open a jar of mayo* Judas: Sorry Jesus, I will have to stop you there."

"Did you hear about the procrastinating dictator? He was stalin."

"I was going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

"My penis is a gentleman ... It stands up so ladies have a place to sit down."

"What's the worst period of Caitlyn Jenner's life? There is none."