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Joke of the Day
"What does grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.."
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"Have you seen the last BATMAN vs. WOLVERINE movie ?? It was very prestigious !!! ok, I tried.."
"Parents, talk to your kids about grammar. Forget drugs and sex, they'll learn that shit on the streets."
"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."
"People who learned a bunch of stuff must've felt pretty stupid when Wikipedia came out."
"Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey had kids together... But the children were clones of Mr. Grey because he had all the dominant genes."
"[on date] ME: I like my women like I like my wine WAITER: [arrives] Anything to drink? ME: [clears throat] One glass of very hot wine please"
"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."
"I sleep with a water gun near my bed, in case of cat burglar."
"I'm far too cute to only have one ex-husband."