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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them."
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"God said to Peter ""Come forth and receive eternal life."" But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit."
"What's the difference between yogurt and the US? Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)"
"If I had a dollar for every time Donald Trump denied something... Then I too would have a small loan of 1 million dollars"
"*6 hours of Russian roulette* Me: ""I think I forgot to load a bullet in this gun."""
"I just read someone's TL who starred me, forgot who I was reading, starred & RT'd a gazillion RT's on their TL, ended up in Mexico married."
"I just ran 4.1 Kms and realized you can write anything you want after that and no one will read it purple monkey dishwasher."
"Why should you never go drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."
"What do you call a muscular Arab? Protein sheikh"
"Hey old couples. Email addresses are free. You can each have your own. Wait... Just gave that more thought. Forget it. Keep sharing."