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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest? A suicide vest actually accomplishes something after it's triggered."

"Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny."

"I'm going to run a 5K to Finland. When you enter the country it will be the Finnish line."

"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"

"Why doesn't Mike Tyson play the Playstation? Because he's an Xboxer."

"Hills have eyes... They also have ""L""s"

"What makes a USPS joke funny? The delivery."

"A drug addict died in his sleep... I guess he overdozed."

"Why did Jeffrey Dahmer fuck his corpses? He already had a skin lamp, but he didn't have a flesh light"

"A chicken crosses the road... ..and meets 007 on the other side. ""What's your name?"" Asks the chicken. ""Bond, James Bond,"" Says 007. ""And how about you?"" ""Ken,"" Says the chicken. ""Chic Ken."""