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Joke of the Day

"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."

"What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being in the Special Olympics"

"Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart."

"What do you call a joke without a punchline??"

"I'm starting to think that Y2K thing was just nothing to worry about."

"""Your finest Scotch, please."" ""Yes, sir,"" the guy at Staples says as he hands me a 12 year old roll of tape."

"What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader? I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes? ... A FSHHH"

"What is the friendliest kind of aircraft? A Hello-copter."

"[company meeting] Manager: $5000 in office supplies have gone missing. We are making some changes. Me: [in paper clip chainmail, sweating]"

"Particles make up everything! Fucking liars."