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Joke of the Day

"Can of sardines in Soviet Union A man in the 80s in Soviet Union buys a can of sardines. He opens it and it's empty, but there is a little note in it: ""Not a winner"""

"Hey old couples. Email addresses are free. You can each have your own. Wait... Just gave that more thought. Forget it. Keep sharing."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It sucks if you have diabetes"

"I started studying abroad today... ... The first thing I learned is that they don't like being called broads."

"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."

"What's the difference between jam and jelly? (Nsfw) I can't jelly my dick in your sisters ass!"

"How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors? Through ex-spear-i-mints."

"Did you hear the one about the sidewalks? It's all over the streets."

"I found a dog (no joke). If he's yours let me know. Male german shepherd. I am teaching him how to use a gun and drive a motorcycle."

"I only eat free range chicken because I only eat food that was given the illusion of freedom before it was murdered"