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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Darth Vader Barbie ...with plastic helmet; pull the string and she sounds like James Earl Jones"

"Why was the chef mad? He had all the money in the world, but no thyme."

"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""

"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."

"I was brought up as an only child. I enjoyed it, but it used to really piss off my sister."

"I've always been a B+ student. It's in my blood."

"What do the USA and a black hole have in common? They both have a problem with mass incarceration."

"If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows"

"Why is the sky blue? Son: Dad..Why is the sky blue? Dad: Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn."

"Hey chubby dudes rockin' tight polo shirts. Nope."