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Joke of the Day

"Why is the sky blue? Son: Dad..Why is the sky blue? Dad: Because if it was green, we wouldn't know where to stop mowing the lawn."

"Why did the school boy need Viagra? He was having trouble getting up in the morning."

"I bought a thesaurus at a store today. Brought it home to find all the pages were blank... I have no words to describe how angry I am"

"The forest animals are about to rip me apart but suddenly they back off. Hillary Clinton emerges from the trees. The animals bow their heads"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That is a trick question, feminists can't change anything."

"[typing autopsy report after lunch] weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim"

"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They're under a buck!"

"Last week, I went to my doctor and told him I was constipated. He told me I was full of shit."

"What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? (x-post from /r/3amjokes) [It's pasture bedtime!](http://www.reddit.com/r/3amjokes/comments/1y8d67/what_did_the_mama_cow_say_to_the_baby_cow/)"

"How do you know a soprano is at the door? They can't find the key and don't know when to come in."