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Joke of the Day

"What do the USA and a black hole have in common? They both have a problem with mass incarceration."

"My friend said he had a hole in his sock. I replied, ""Darn it!"""

"Have you ever had Somalian food? Neither have they."

"Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers."

"I saw two lesbians kissing in the park. ""There's a time and a place for that,"" I told my wife. She said, ""Yeah..."" I said, ""It's 9pm and my house."""

"Q: What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile? A: A carpet."

"Where do you store your wine? In the cabernet"

"Knock knock. Whose there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"If I call you cupcake it's because I'm probably going to put my vanilla frosting on your forehead"

"So I just had a very awkward conversation with a bulimic over lunch. It's safe to say; that didn't go down very well."