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Joke of the Day

"If you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards, it installs Windows"

"Jokes There are 30 cows in a field 28 chickens. How many didn't?"

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"You say ""my ex is stuck under the back end of your vehicle"" like its a bad thing."

"HUH? Why did the farmer sell his frog leg ranch? He found out it was a 'rough toad to hoe.'"

"I know many chemistry jokes... But im afraid they wont get a good reaction."

"Who has the best male employees? The porn industry, because they're always hard at work. I'll escort myself out.."

"Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!"

"I have a decaffeinated coffee table Looking at it, you wouldn't know it"

"I tried to make a robot that ate watches... but it was too time-consuming."