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Joke of the Day

"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""

"Why don't the Cubans have Olympic swimmers? Because they make it here."

"I just violated myself in the shower. I didn't want to but rules are rules and I did drop the soap after all."

"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ? .. the hotdogs taste like shit."

"What are the 2 sexiest farm animals? Brown chicken, brown cow. (say outloud for full effect)"

"Why is Justing Bieber like a shotgun? Give him a cock and he will blow!"

"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."

"Watson asks Holmes What type of rock is this? It has many layers compressed together."

"My daughter's school was closed for fog. Back in my day, Godzilla could be destroying the city & the principal would be like ""2-hour delay"""

"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"