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Joke of the Day

"9: Whatcha watching? Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there? Me: Two people. 9: Are they married? Me: Not for long."

"How to you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out it"

"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."

"Ghost joke How could a ghost have two moms One of them has to be a transparent"

"Whilst at college I did experiment with marijuana. I did it in snow, I did it in sleet, but I did not in hail. ^-- ^Ed ^Byrne"

"If you love batman, let him go... Batman returns."

"A man is donating at his local sperm bank, right as he finishes the doctor walks in.... covers his eyes, and says dont worry I didnt see nuttin"

"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"

"Why can't you eat a wookie? Because they're too chewie!"

"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."