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Joke of the Day
"How to you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out it"
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"No party would be complete without that creepy guy sitting in the corner."
"A particle walks into a bar, but nobody is there. So he waves."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's going to be eating me!"
"What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic? A seizure salad."
"My spirit animal is fried chicken"
"If you have 100$, and your girlfriend has 100$. Your girlfriend has 200$"
"Angry Birds? Hmmph. In my day we had real entertainment. For instance, have you seen the classic film ""The Birds?"" It's about Angry Birds."
"What goes well with country music? Suicide."
"I'm going to major in Philosophy when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask '*Why* do you want fries with that?'"