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Joke of the Day
"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian It's like I've never seen herbivore."
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"Whats an Australian Kiss? (nsfw-ish) It's like a French kiss, but down under."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wifes clothes."
"My wife asked for the broom... And I said, ""Why? Are you going somewhere?"""
"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"
"Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I'm unsure of"
"What happened to the McDonald's Cook when he stuck his dick in the pickle slicer? They both got fired."
"What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch? Namaste."
"I bought my friend an elephant for her room... She said ""Thanks!"" I told her ""Don't mention it."""
"The biggest problem with prostitution as a career path... All the jobs are entry level"