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Joke of the Day
"how many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None"
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"My dad has a great idea for Donald Trump's campaign slogan. ""Vote for me in 2016 or there'll be hell toupee."""
"What's a pirates favourite letter? Ye think it be the R, but 'tis the C."
"""This place needs to be sticky, wall to wall."" -Every 2 year old with a Popsicle."
"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"Your car keys will always be in the same pocket as the hand that's carrying 6 bags of groceries. Always."
"""Moooooooo"" - bilingual donkey"
"Contest in Girls College About Sex and Mystery Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, sex and mystery. Winner's story: ""Oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it."""
"WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good."
"I was going to make a joke about thailand... But Phuket."