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Joke of the Day
"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."
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"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."
"What did Germany say to Britain during World War II? I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction."
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"A game I bought my Pokemon-Go playing friend caused her to have a brief panic attack. In hindsight, the latest Counter-Strike probably wasn't a good idea..."
"""Bro, can you give me some kinda book or pamphlet for this location or product, bro?"" Brochure."
"What kind of key gets shit done? A do key."
"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"
"What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat? One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand? One is used for cunning stunts."
"Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage? Right under the children's noses"