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Joke of the Day

"Steps on how to survive being stranded on a dessert island. 1) Check spelling. 2) If correct, enjoy."

"Exercise never hurt anyone... ... unless you run marathons. (Braces for downvotes)"

"Married Couple Friend:hey how's your married life buddy..... Jhon: 20 years before it was like heaven ....... 20 years after no fucks given"

"Texting while driving is incredibly stupid and dangerous You're practically begging for typos."

"[NSFW]A more honest retelling of John F. Kennedy's famous quote on lunar exploration. ""We choose to go to the moon, and Marilyn Monroe's bedroom, because it is easy and because I am hard."" JFK - 1961."

"Drake jokes I'll start: Drake the type of dude to stare at the biggest dude in jail directly in the eyes then SLAM the soap on the bathroom floor."

"I'm giving up on the argument... From now on I will pronounce it 'gif'."

"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."

"a white girl slowly crawls out of her ugg castle, ""it's almost pumpkin spice time"" she growls as she sniffs the air."

"Didja hear they're developing a new gameshow targeted specifically at an LGBT audience? Yeah - they're gonna call it ""Bruce or Dare"""