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Joke of the Day

"Who built the round table? Sir cumference assisted by Sir cular Huehuehue"

"*buys extra movie ticket seat so I'll have a place to put my microwave bc I'll be damned if I'm paying that much for popcorn"

"Happy Friday the Thirteenth I think it's bad luck to be superstitious"

"I used to be schizophrenic but I'm OK now. No I'm not."

"Katy Perry has made it so awkward to buy cherry chapstick. I swear that cashier just winked and licked his lips at me."

"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."

"A nicer way to call someone who was born through Incest ""Purebred"""

"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"

"How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminist can't change anything."