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Joke of the Day
"Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours."
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"To whom was Shia LaBeouf chanting ""*He will not divide us*"" after he got arrested yesterday? His buttcheeks."
"Chuck Norris is the reason for JAL flight 123"
"what idiot called it a moon enthusiast and not a lunatic"
"In Soviet Rusia: In soviet rusia, we post webs on the cat!"
"Next time you're having a bad day just remember that alligators spend their whole lives looking like they're trying to do a push-up."
"Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion."
"Why do fish always sing off key? You can't tuna fish."
"me: can i have a coke waiter: is Pepsi ok? me: ya pepsi's fine pepsi: i have a boyfriend"
"Daniel said his mother had one foot in the grave The other one had proved to difficult for workers to scrape off the motorway"