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Joke of the Day

"Diff Good Girl & Bad Girl What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home."

"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."

"What idiot called it the ""Happy Birthday"" song instead of New Age music"

"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"

"My husband ran for 30 minutes on the treadmill. He's told every other person on earth and I didn't want y'all to be out of the loop."

"What do you call a kangaroo who chases rock stars to have sex with them? A kangaroupie."

"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"

"What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of? Denim, denim, denim."

"What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode? Enjoy the silence."

"What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green? A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth."