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Joke of the Day
"Why did god create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn! :D"
Next Joke
"It was raining... The man blotting his wet shoes with newspapers, explained, ""These are The Times that dry men's soles."""
"Why do heavy drinkers usually live longer than light drinkers? Because you thought this was going to be a fat joke, that's why"
"You've got two brain cells: one is in a wheelchair and the other one is pushing."
"Why do rappers make bad carpenters? Because they measure 5.5 to 6 inches as 8 to 13 inches."
"My penis is like a door Welcome to all"
"Stevie Wonder walks into a bar... Then a table, then a chair."
"I sneezed while pissing and almost pissed everywhere I think I have PEE-T-S-D now :( That was scary"
"I thinks it cool when X girlfriend becomes XL girldfriend."
"I wish I was getting a divorce. Because it would mean someone once loved me enough to marry me."