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Joke of the Day
"What do people in Colorado eat on 3/14/15? Pot pie."
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"How do people get their drivers to murder someone? Mine sulks if I ask him to fetch groceries."
"i was going to tell a gay joke... buttfuckit"
"My lesbian neighbors... My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""
"Collection of totally offensive jokes, not for the faint hearted"
"What was the oak's favorite subject? Chemistree."
"Side chicks are getting leftover Halloween candy for Valentine's Day ""Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?"" ""Cuz you my BOO"""
"What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food? Frank Sriracha"
"How do you measure the molar mass of guacamole? With Avocado's Constant."
"What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who sprays graffiti on chain link fences."